Red Hornets and Honey Bees

I'm a 23 year old dad.

fuckyeahmastodon:

Bilbo’s got it goin’ on.

fuckyeahmastodon:

Bilbo’s got it goin’ on.

(Source: fuckyeahmastodon)

“(Tom Waits) ushered me around, and he’s got his piano in the kitchen, and he only uses the kitchen range to light his cigarettes, and then there’s this refrigerator where he keeps his hammers and wrenches and nuts and bolts and stuff like that. He opened the fridge door and with an absolute poker face he said, ‘I got some cool tools in here.’”

—   Bette Midler (via devilduck)
idontbelieveinusernames:

just-keep-diving-down-the-hole:

peeho1e:

askthemariobros:

rainbow-dash-101:

at the risk of this going horribly im going to do this

reblogging this
because i’ll regret it

i accept

This isn’t going to end well

mine was the “mum im with the iron man!” gif


I bet this ends REAL well.

idontbelieveinusernames:

just-keep-diving-down-the-hole:

peeho1e:

askthemariobros:

rainbow-dash-101:

at the risk of this going horribly im going to do this

reblogging this

because i’ll regret it

i accept

This isn’t going to end well

mine was the “mum im with the iron man!” gif

I bet this ends REAL well.

(Source: , via dogyystyle)

amandapowell:

Who’s doing it right? Who’s doing it wrong? Who’s blowing it? 

Please, I’m begging you to stop fucking telling people how to ride their skateboards. You’re killing my stoke. Have fun. Get weird. Imitation is suicide.

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foie:

Favorite tweet of the year

foie:

Favorite tweet of the year

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heisenbergchronicles:


I pictured Jesse as an average-looking guy, you know, a 25-year-old snot that cooks meth. On the spectrum of life, he’s a loser. So when Aaron Paul walked in to audition for the role, he had a severe handicap: He was too handsome. 
- Vince Gilligan

By Jesse Lirola at Lollapalooza Music Festival, Aug. 7, 2010

heisenbergchronicles:

I pictured Jesse as an average-looking guy, you know, a 25-year-old snot that cooks meth. On the spectrum of life, he’s a loser. So when Aaron Paul walked in to audition for the role, he had a severe handicap: He was too handsome.

Vince Gilligan

By Jesse Lirola at Lollapalooza Music Festival, Aug. 7, 2010

(via allaaronpaul)

arandomwhitedude:

i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth

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