Red Hornets and Honey Bees

I'm a 23 year old dad.

fuckyeahmastodon:

"The life of a ‘Sayler’, that’s the life for me!"

fuckyeahmastodon:

"The life of a ‘Sayler’, that’s the life for me!"

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

(via ottokwyn)

ottokwyn:

ghastly:

ovofordrake:

Danielle Brooks is so damn beautiful

i have never been so in love.

Gorgeous proportions

(Source: champagnethotti)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

It’s the middle of the night and I was just woken up by the sound of my dad yelling “YOU KNOW, EMPEROR PENGUINS DON’T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT!”

Hahaha

disneypixar:

Happy Father’s Day!

(Source: nuttydame)

Man, I love that one Disney movie

marauders4evr:

That opens up with chanting in a different language

With the royal family

And the adorable children

And the tragic death(s)

And then our hero runs away

And sings a really catchy song about being free

Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins

And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king

A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips

And so our hero goes back

And they all live happily ever after

It’s such a great movie

fuckyeahmastodon:

Bilbo’s got it goin’ on.

fuckyeahmastodon:

Bilbo’s got it goin’ on.